Love God, Part 2

Surfing the dating website yesterday, an instant message popped up on my screen. The ubiquitous Love God wanted to chat. Here's the conversation:

LG: How's u stranger

D: Good thx! So you haven't given up completely, then!

D: Good weekend?

LG: Yeh, not bad, and u

LG: Where u been?

D: Gilgamesh (v disappointing; standard has gone right down since it opened) and On Anon for a friend's bday

D: Wot about you? Any more dates? Any talent out there??

LG: No more dates and you?

D: no

LG: I take it ur waiting for me?

D: Well after you set my world alight on Thursday night,

I knew no one else could ever match up!

D: See, you're not the only charming one!

LG: So u never told me what u thought

LG:?

D: Erm, no I never got the chance to tell you because you scarpered as soon as you'd finished your drink!

LG: So tell me now young lady

D: I think that neither of us fancied the other - although it was fun - but I appreciate you trying your luck after a clearly dry weekend, hahaha!

LG: yeh, it's been quiet this wknd, my little D

D: Not found your Cinderella then, Prince Charming?

LG: I have she lives near [area where I live] station

LG: and works in [area where I work]

D: I don't think the slipper fits this time... but I can hook you up with Buttons, if you like??

LG: okay, okay i'll just stick with Buttons then

LG: i've got to rush hun, you be good and lucky, you seem a lovely person xxxx D: you too - seriously. Really hope it works out - let me know x

I'm telling you; it's a jungle out there.