17 April 2006

Re: The Price of Beauty


F, I am STAGGERED. How on EARTH did you not end up in HOSPITAL? I had 2 small glasses of white wine on Sat night, and nearly collapsed! Am highly amused by your exploits, though, and spat out mouthfuls of wheat free muffin in amusement as I was reading your post this morning. You are one of those oft-cited statistics written by smug columnists in faux-concern about "female binge drinkers".

What ciggie-waving gesture did I used to do? Oh god, I miss smoking so much. Is bloody unfair that smoking causes fatal diseases. Why has no one invented danger free cigarette yet?

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